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Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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