nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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