hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Vodka?
Forever.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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