literally had 100 drinks last night.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
