Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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