i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
