I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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