You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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