but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
