I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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