dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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