He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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