Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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