can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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