omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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