Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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