You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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