My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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