There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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