Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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