like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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