guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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