That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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