Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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