Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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