you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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