I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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