Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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