So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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