But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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