Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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