You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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