nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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