I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
