I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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