Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
