i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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