That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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