so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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