woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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