I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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