well you can't waste a boner
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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