whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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