I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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