And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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