Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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