i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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