You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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