let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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