At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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