I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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