What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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